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Golf Jokes - A New Joke Everytime!
A man and wife were playing in their club's annual "Guys and Dolls" tournament. The man was not happy about having to play, but his wife had insisted. On the 12th tee, his patience had reached its limit. While his wife wasted time on the ladies tee, he decided to go ahead and hit his drive from the mens. Unfortunately, he misjudged his shot and his ball hit his wife in the back of the head, killing her instantly. At the hospital the doctor came to talk to the husband. "Mr. Davies, we found a golf ball lodged 3 inches into your wife's brain, which was the the cause of death. But, we have found something else that really puzzles us." "What is it?" asked Mr. Davies. "Well," said the doctor, "we also found a golf ball lodged 6 inches into her anal cavity." The husband dismissed the doctor with a wave of his hand "Oh, that was just my Mulligan!"
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About Daily Golf Jokes:
Daily Golf Jokes has been around for over 10 years, providing
the funniest golf jokes 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Our
sole purpose is to provide funny golf jokes, that's it, nothing
else.
If you're looking for golf equipment like Callaway golf
clubs, Titliest golf balls, the new Nike golf shoes or expensive
putters, then you are looking in the wrong place. This is
just a simple page with very funny golf jokes. A new joke
each time you visit and if you visit daily, then it would
be a golf joke ofthe day. Do you get the idea behind the site?
Maybe you did not understand that..Let me rephrase it. We
only offer the golf humor and we do not sell the ANY golf
equipment. You can go to any of the dozens of golf shops online
to buy stuff. Here are the top online golf shops. Golf Galaxy,
Golfsmith, Edwin Watts Golf, Rock Bottom Golf, Pro Golf, Discount
golf etc.. Just Google the term "Online Golf Shop"
and you can find what you need.
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